As the sensible folk down at the local constabulary will tell you, ‘kids, it’s not big or clever to play with knives’ & the men with the funny shaped helmets would be right (I near enough sheered off a digit cutting a slice of battenburg earlier this morning). But that doesn’t mean pictures of them aren’t way cool, because they are, so it’ll make you look really tough & grown up around your friends!

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